*This Privacy PoLicy and Terms Of Use were adapted from www.homestarrunner.comís Privacy PoLicy and Terms of Use.

PRiVACY POLiCY

eXactLyiNaccurate.com is committed to providing a fun, safe and secure website for peopLe who arenít offended easiLy by unique art, swears, a drug using bomb, eLectronic music, and/or video games. We are dedicated to safeguarding aLL personaL information coLLected onLine.

To heLp ensure a rewarding onLine experience for aLL visitors, we provide this summary of our information practices. This privacy notice governs the coLLection and use of information at eXactLyiNaccurate.com.

As we continue to offer our visitors new and different types of content and services, we may modify our practices from time to time. However, we wiLL treat aLL personaL information we coLLect in accordance with the privacy notice in effect at the time the information is coLLected.

1. The information We CoLLect

At eXactLyiNaccurate.com, we do not coLLect personaLLy identifiabLe information unLess our visitors voLuntarily provide it to us. For some activities, such as posting comments on a bLog entry, onLine poLLs or surveys, we may ask visitors to provide information that is not personaLLy identifiable. This might incLude first name onLy, city or state of residence, age, gender, e-maiL address, or a favorite comic strip or character, but you reaLLy onLy need to provide your name. For some other activities, such as subscribing to our updates Letter or RSS feed, we may ask visitors to provide an e-maiL address.

Visitors who order merchandise or other materiaLs from the store at eXactLyiNaccurate.com wiLL be required to provide their fuLL name, biLLing and maiLing addresses, e-maiL address, teLephone number and possibLy a credit card number. If the order is being shipped to a third party, we wiLL also need the recipient's name and maiLing address. Before coLLecting information in connection with a store order, we wiLL verify the vaLidity of the purchaser's credit card. On occasion, we might soLicit additionaL voLuntary information regarding shoppers' personaL shopping preferences.

When visitors come to our site, we automaticaLLy coLLect some non-personaLLy identifiabLe information such as the type of computer operating system (e.g., Windows, Linux or Mac OS) and browser (e.g., Netscape, internet ExpLorer, Firefox) being used, and the domain name of the internet service provider (e.g., America OnLine, Comcast).

2. How We Use the information

We use visitors' personaL information for internaL purposes onLy, such as subscribing to our onLine updates letter or RSS feed, or to order from the store at eXactLyiNaccurate.com. We use parents' e-maiL addresses to notify them when we have received personaL information such as e-maiL addresses from their chiLdren and to give parents the option to remove their chiLd's name from our Lists.

We onLy use the e-maiL addresses of subscribers to our eXactLyiNaccurate.com updates letter or RSS feed to send them the requested Letter(s). Each Letter aLso incLudes instructions for subscription removaL via return e-maiL.

We never seLL, rent, or otherwise share our visitors' personaL information with third parties. Sometimes, we may use agents or contractors to provide services to our visitors, such as heLping us ship customer orders made in the store at eXactLyiNaccurate.com. In these cases, we require the agent or contractor to keep the information confidentiaL and to use it onLy for the specific services they are performing. We sometimes use non-personaLLy identifiabLe information that we coLLect to improve the design and content of our site, and to improve our visitors' experience on eXactLyiNaccurate.com. We also may aggregate this information to anaLyze site usage, as weLL as to offer products, programs, or services.

We wiLL discLose information we maintain as required by Law, for exampLe, in response to a court order or a subpoena. We aLso may discLose such information in response to a specific Law enforcement agency's request. We wiLL not use or transfer personaLLy identifiabLe information in ways that are materiaLLy different from the ones described above without aLso providing parentaL notification of such practices and obtaining consent for any materiaLLy different uses.

3. Cookies

eXactLyiNaccurate.com uses a software technoLogy caLLed "cookies." Cookies are smaLL text fiLes that we pLace in visitors' computer browsers to store their preferences. Cookies themselves do not contain any personaLLy identifiabLe information. ALthough cookies couLd enabLe us to reLate a visitor's use of this web site to personaL information that the visitor has provided, such as an e-maiL address, we do not use cookies for this purpose. We do use cookies to determine how many visitors we have and how often they visit various sections of our site.

4. Security

We have put in place appropriate physicaL, eLectronic, and manageriaL procedures to safeguard and heLp prevent unauthorized access, maintain data security, and correctLy use the information we coLLect onLine.

We are particuLarLy sensitive to visitors' security concerns regarding the use of credit cards to purchase products over the internet. For orders pLaced in the store at eXactLyiNaccurate.com, we use a technology that automaticaLLy encrypts credit card data whiLe information is being transmitted over the internet, provided that the visitor's browser supports the Secure Socket Layer protocoL (SSL).

5. Contact Us

if you have any questions, comments or concerns regarding our privacy policy and/or practices, please contact us at the foLLowing e-maiL address:

e-maiL: privacy@eXactLyiNaccurate.com

 

TERMS OF USE

PLease read these Terms Of Use carefuLLy before using this site. By using this site, you signify your agreement with these Terms Of Use. If you do not agree with any of the beLow Terms Of Use, do not use this site. eXactLy iNaccurate reserves the right, at its soLe discretion, to modify, aLter or otherwise update these Terms Of Use at any time. By using this service after we have posted notice of such modifications, aLterations or updates, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. eXactLy iNaccurate retains the right to deny access to anyone who we beLieve has vioLated any of these Terms of Use.

Trademarks, Copyrights and Restrictions

This site is controlled and operated by eXactLy iNaccurate. ALL materiaL on this site, incLuding, but not Limited to images, iLLustrations, animations, audio clips, and video clips, is protected by copyrights, trademarks, and other inteLLectual property rights which are owned and controLLed by eXactLy iNaccurate or by other parties that have Licensed their materiaL to eXactLy iNaccurate. MateriaL on eXactLyiNaccurate.com or any web site owned, operated, Licensed or controLLed by eXactLy iNaccurate is soLeLy for your personaL, non-commerciaL use. Such materiaL may not be copied, reproduced, repubLished, upLoaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way, incLuding by e-maiL or other eLectronic means. Without the prior written consent of the owner, modification of the materiaLs, use of the materiaLs on any other web site or networked computer environment, or use of the materials for any purpose other than personaL, non-commerciaL use is a vioLation of the copyrights, trademarks, and other proprietary rights, and is prohibited and punishabLe by Law. Ya heard?

Links

This site may contain Links to other web sites ("Linked Sites"). The Linked Sites are for your convenience onLy, and you access them at your own risk. eXactLy iNaccurate is not responsible for the content of the Linked Sites, whether or not eXactLy iNaccurate is affiLiated with sponsors of the sites. eXactLy iNaccurate does not in any way endorse the Linked Sites.

eXactLy iNaccurate weLcomes Links to this site. You may estabLish a hypertext Link to this site, provided that the Link does not state or impLy any sponsorship or endorsement of your site by eXactLy iNaccurate. You may not use on your site any trademarks, service marks or copyrighted materiaLs appearing on the eXactLy iNaccurate site, incLuding but not Limited to any Logos or characters, without the expressed written consent of the owner of the mark or right. You may not frame or otherwise incorporate into another web site any of the content or other materiaLs on the eXactLy iNaccurate site without prior written consent.

Submissions

Any e-maiLs, notes, message/buLLetin board/bLog/forum postings, ideas, suggestions, concepts or other material submitted wiLL become the property of eXactLy iNaccurate throughout the universe. eXactLy iNaccurate shaLL be entitLed, consistent with our poLicies regarding privacy, to use the materiaL or any of its elements for any type of use forever, incLuding in any media whether now known or hereafter devised. When you submit materiaL to eXactLy iNaccurate's web site, you agree that eXactLy iNaccurate has the right to pubLish or otherwise use the materiaL or any of its elements for any type of use, incLuding promotionaL and advertising purposes, subject to eXactLy iNaccurate's poLicies regarding privacy.

Forums, BLogs, and Chat Rooms

eXactLy iNaccurate may from time to time post bLog entries avaiLabLe to comment on, host buLLetin boards, chat rooms, forums or other pubLic posting Areas ("Forums"). The information and opinions expressed in BLog Comments, BuLLetin Boards, Chat Rooms, or other Forums are not necessariLy those of eXactLy iNaccurate or its affiLiated or reLated entities or content providers. eXactLy iNaccurate makes no representations or warranties regarding information or opinions that appear in the Forums, and does not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of any posting. eXactLy iNaccurate assumes no obLigation to monitor the Forums or to deLete or edit any postings. However, eXactLy iNaccurate reserves the right to deLete, move, or edit any postings that we consider iLLegaL, offensive, or otherwise inappropriate.

By using eXactLy iNaccurateís web site, you agree that you wiLL not submit or otherwise pubLish through the Forums any content which: (a) LibeLs, defames, invades privacy, or is obscene, pornographic, abusive, or threatening; (b) infringes any inteLLectuaL property or other right of any entity or person, incLuding, but not Limited to vioLating anyone's copyrights or trademarks; (c) vioLates any Law; (d) advocates iLLegaL activity; or (e) advertises or otherwise soLicits funds or is a soLicitation for goods or services.

You agree to indemnify eXactLy iNaccurate and its officers, directors, empLoyees, agents, distributors and affiLiates from and against any and aLL third party cLaims, demands, LiabiLities, costs, or expenses, incLuding reasonabLe attorney's fees, resuLting from your breach of any of the foregoing agreements, representations, and warranties.

DiscLaimer of Warranties and LiabiLity

The materiaLs on eXactLy iNaccurateís web site are provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or impLied. eXactLy iNaccurate discLaims aLL warranties, expressed or impLied, incLuding, but not Limited to, impLied warranties of merchantabiLity and fitness for a particuLar purpose, other than those warranties which, under the Laws appLicabLe to this agreement, are impLied by Law and are incapabLe of excLusion, restriction, or modification. Neither eXactLy iNaccurate, nor itís affiLiated or reLated entities, nor any person invoLved in the creation, production, and distribution of eXactLy iNaccurate's web site warrant that the functions contained in the materiaLs wiLL be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects wiLL be corrected, or that eXactLy iNaccurate or the server that makes them availabLe are free of viruses or other harmful components. The materiaL that you read on eXactLy iNaccurate's web site is provided soLeLy for entertainment and promotionaL purposes. eXactLy iNaccurate does not warrant or make any representations regarding the use or the resuLts of the use of the materiaLs in eXactLy iNaccurate's web site in terms of their correctness, accuracy, reLiabiLity, or otherwise.

You expressLy agree that use of the eXactLy iNaccurate site is at your soLe risk. You (and not eXactLy iNaccurate) assume the entire cost of aLL necessary servicing, repair or correction. You expressLy agree that neither eXactLy iNaccurate, nor its affiLiated or related entities, nor any of their respective employees, or agents, nor any person or entity invoLved in the creation, production, and distribution of eXactLy iNaccurate's web site are responsibLe or Liable to any person or entity whatsoever for any Loss, damage (whether actuaL, consequentiaL, punitive or otherwise), injury, cLaim, LiabiLity or other cause of any kind or character whatsoever based upon or resuLting from the use of this site or any other eXactLy iNaccurate web site. By way of exampLe, and without Limiting the generaLity of the foregoing, eXactLy iNaccurate and reLated persons and entities shaLL not be responsibLe or LiabLe for any cLaim or damage arising from faiLure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deLetion, defect, deLay in operation, computer virus, theft, destruction, unauthorized access to or aLteration of personaL records, or the reLiance upon or use of data, information, opinions or other materiaLs appearing on this site. You expressLy acknowLedge and agree that eXactLy iNaccurate is not Liable or responsibLe for any defamatory, offensive or iLLegaL conduct of other subscribers or third parties.

JurisdictionaL issues

UnLess otherwise specified, the materiaLs in the eXactLy iNaccurate web site is presented soLeLy for the purpose of entertainment and promoting programs and other products avaiLabLe in the United States, its territories, possessions, and protectorates. This site is controLLed and operated by eXactLy iNaccurate from its offices within the State of Massachusetts, United States of America. eXactLy iNaccurate makes no representation that materiaLs in eXactLy iNaccurate's web site is appropriate or avaiLabLe for use in other Locations. Those who choose to access this site from other Locations do so on their own initiative and are responsibLe for compLiance with LocaL Laws, if and to the extent LocaL Laws are appLicable.

This agreement shaLL be governed by, construed and enforced in accordance with the Laws of the State of Massachusetts, as it is appLied to agreements entered into and to be performed entireLy within such State. Any action you, any third party or eXactLy iNaccurate bring to enforce this agreement or, in connection with, any matters reLated to this site shaLL be brought onLy in either the state or FederaL Courts Located in SuffoLk County, Massachusetts, and you expressLy consent to the jurisdiction of said courts. If any provision of this agreement shaLL be unLawfuL, void, or for any reason unenforceable, then that provision shaLL be deemed severabLe from this agreement and shaLL not affect the vaLidity and enforceabiLity of any remaining provisions. This is the entire agreement between the parties reLating to the matters contained herein and shaLL not be modified except in writing, signed by eXactLy iNaccurate.