eXactLy iNaccurate... - Sunday, August 31, 2008

I have been drawing since I could pick up a pencil. It's one of my favorite things in life. One of my other favorite things in life is laughing. I try to experience or do as many things as possible that are on My Love List in any given day, but some just can't be done. I can't celebrate Halloween every day, but I can apply my Berry Lip Balm every day.

It's impossible to put my lists in a perfect order because of 2 things: 1 - Nothing's perfect, and 2 - I both hate and love so many things.
From now on, for the Hate/Love Lists, I'll post in groups of 5, and after the top 20, only make 1 or 2 things on the lists interactive/clickable.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open entries 11-15 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

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8/31/2008 12:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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My Hate List 11-15

I can't stand being itchy. First off, it makes me think of bugs (see My Hate List Top 10). Second, I HAVE to scratch an itch. It's impossible for me not to; it feels so damn good to scratch an itch.

It's impossible to put my lists in a perfect order because of 2 things: 1 - Nothing's perfect, and 2 - I both hate and love so many things.
From now on, for the Hate/Love Lists, I'll post in groups of 5, and after the top 20, only make 1 or 2 things on the lists interactive/clickable.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open entries 11-15 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

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8/31/2008 12:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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Nowhere Trip Wallpapers

Here are 10 new wallpapers(really just 4, but 2 of them have 4 color options) made from Nowhere Trip. Click on the links underneath the thumbnail for whatever size you need - 6 to choose from. Please post a comment if you like any of these and/or are using any of them as your desktop wallpaper.

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Deez

7/21/2008 8:44 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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Still not quite 100%

For those of you who have been here to the site visiting, exploring, interacting, whetting your visual appetites... this site is still (yea, I know... sorry) not fully launched. You'll notice only test posts in the Games and About sections. I will have 2 games up and running soon, I just need to work with Dan on getting the database/high score lists working. The About section will have a couple posts, one describing the overall site and another with contact information so you can get in touch with me (for questions, opinions, design/illustration/animation jobs/projects, whatever...). Also, I'd like to have 3 more Bootleg flash comics up - which are going to be completely different than any of the others that are up now. I also have to re-do all of those pages so it has a better navigation underneath and looks more clean and consistent...
In the meantime, enjoy the designs, downloads, comics, and random stuff that's already posted here. I will keep making posts and updates as they come, so you'll see them here on the main page and whatever section they fall under. Thanks everyone for being patient with this. Please enjoy and have fun with what's up so far.

6/20/2008 12:17 AM Eastern Daylight Time

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My Love List Top 10

I LOVE Sideburns and Mustaches (I take about 20 minutes to shave in the morning as opposed to the 5 minutes it should take), but not as much as Sex, Sleeping, or My Friends and Family.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open My LOVE List's Top 10 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

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6/16/2008 6:42 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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My Hate List Top 10

I fucking HATE Bugs, Arachnids, and Cats... but not as much as Hiccups. Yes, I HATE Hiccups more. They ruin everything including laughing, speaking, and having sex.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open My HATE List's Top 10 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

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6/16/2008 6:15 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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eXactLy iNaccurate WaLLpapers

Here are 6 new wallpapers with some sort of "eXactLy iNaccurate" in them. Click on the links underneath the thumbnail for whatever size you need - 6 to choose from. "Why Can't I Melt, Too?" was inspired by this snowboard because I thought it would look sweet as a computer wallpaper. I have a bunch more wallpapers coming... Please post a comment if you like any of these and/or are using any of them as your desktop wallpaper.

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Deez

6/14/2008 7:22 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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GChat Icons/Avatars

Here are some newly designed GChat Icons/Avatars (150x150) for you to use. Just click the thumbnail of the icon that you want to open it up in a new window, save the icon to your computer, and then set it as your picture in the Settings section. The No R-Bombs one is there for my friend, Kristen. I will be making and posting more icons, so let me know if you like any of these or have any specific requests/ideas for any. Post a comment of which one(s) you're using or if you have any requests...

Click Here to download the .zip file of all of the 150x150 icons.

Deez

6/9/2008 9:17 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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AIM Buddy Icons

Here are some AIM Buddy Icons (48x48) that I had from a couple years ago as well as some newer ones. Just click the icon that you want to open it up in a new window, save the icon to your computer (animated ones need to be saved as .gifs), and then set it as your buddy icon in the preferences section. The No R-Bombs one is there for my friend, Kristen, and the George Dubya one is there from 5 years ago when my friend, Mike Schu, wanted to proudly display his hatred for Bush... and I still think it's funny. I will be making and posting more icons, so let me know if you like any of these or have any specific requests/ideas for any. Post a comment of which one(s) you're using or if you have any requests...

Click Here to download the .zip file of all of the 48x48 icons.

Deez

6/9/2008 7:49 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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Nowhere Trip

"Nowhere Trip" is an interactive flash puzzle that I made, based off a bunch of scribbles/sketches that I had on post-its and notebook paper over the past 4-5 years. Use your mouse to interact with the art and animations. There are 2 songs hidden in there as well as tons of sound effects to enhance the experience. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to complete this, but it's finally done. I don't remember where I got that rain and thunder sound sample, but it was free online somewhere, so thanks to whoever. Most of all the other sound effects I recorded myself, but there are some that I had from my brother. Thanks, Mike.

Click the picture to open "Nowhere Trip" up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load. My loading bar code for flash isn't working perfectly, so sometimes the loading screen shows up with 40% downloaded and works from there on out, sometimes it shows up with 70%. I don't really know why. I'm basically just saying BE PATIENT - IT'S THERE and IT'S WORTH THE WAIT. It's about 4.5 MB, so some people will get to it quicker than others.

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6/8/2008 8:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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