I LOVE to eat. I especially love eating a good, big breakfast of cereal, milk, juice, eggs, bacon, toast, and pancakes. I also love Mega Man, the video game character, if you didn't already know. I try to drink a lot of water, and I pretend I know a lot about the moon and the sun, but even if I don't, I still love them...

It's impossible to put my lists in a perfect order because of 2 things: 1 - Nothing's perfect, and 2 - I both hate and love so many things.

From now on, for the Hate/Love Lists, I'll post in groups of 5, and after the top 20, only make 1 or 2 things on the lists interactive/clickable. I won't be writing these explanations anymore in the posts, because from now on, you'll already be familiar with the lists and I will be past the top 20...

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open entries 11-20 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

I HATE being hungry. Not only do I think I'm Hypoglycemic, but being hungry is very distracting and frustrating. Just a little bit more distracting than crying or screeching babies/kids, stomach aches, headaches/migraines, and other people's gross, incessant coughing. I won't mention the name of the guy that sits in the next cube over from me at work.

It's impossible to put my lists in a perfect order because of 2 things: 1 - Nothing's perfect, and 2 - I both hate and love so many things.

From now on, for the Hate/Love Lists, I'll post in groups of 5, and after the top 20, only make 1 or 2 things on the lists interactive/clickable. I won't be writing these explanations anymore in the posts, because from now on, you'll already be familiar with the lists and I will be past the top 20...

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open entries 11-20 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

I have been drawing since I could pick up a pencil. It's one of my favorite things in life. One of my other favorite things in life is laughing. I try to experience or do as many things as possible that are on My Love List in any given day, but some just can't be done. I can't celebrate Halloween every day, but I can apply my Berry Lip Balm every day.

It's impossible to put my lists in a perfect order because of 2 things: 1 - Nothing's perfect, and 2 - I both hate and love so many things.
From now on, for the Hate/Love Lists, I'll post in groups of 5, and after the top 20, only make 1 or 2 things on the lists interactive/clickable.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open entries 11-15 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

I can't stand being itchy. First off, it makes me think of bugs (see My Hate List Top 10). Second, I HAVE to scratch an itch. It's impossible for me not to; it feels so damn good to scratch an itch.

It's impossible to put my lists in a perfect order because of 2 things: 1 - Nothing's perfect, and 2 - I both hate and love so many things.
From now on, for the Hate/Love Lists, I'll post in groups of 5, and after the top 20, only make 1 or 2 things on the lists interactive/clickable.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open entries 11-15 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

I LOVE Sideburns and Mustaches (I take about 20 minutes to shave in the morning as opposed to the 5 minutes it should take), but not as much as Sex, Sleeping, or My Friends and Family.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open My LOVE List's Top 10 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

I fucking HATE Bugs, Arachnids, and Cats... but not as much as Hiccups. Yes, I HATE Hiccups more. They ruin everything including laughing, speaking, and having sex.

Please have fun with this and don't take it too seriously. Some entries can be clicked on (you'll see the hand cursor in the Flash document animate) for an extra animation or surprise or link. I will be posting new entries every other week or so, so check back for updates.

Click the picture to open My HATE List's Top 10 up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.

"Nowhere Trip" is an interactive flash puzzle that I made, based off a bunch of scribbles/sketches that I had on post-its and notebook paper over the past 4-5 years. Use your mouse to interact with the art and animations. There are 2 songs hidden in there as well as tons of sound effects to enhance the experience. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to complete this, but it's finally done. I don't remember where I got that rain and thunder sound sample, but it was free online somewhere, so thanks to whoever. Most of all the other sound effects I recorded myself, but there are some that I had from my brother. Thanks, Mike.

Click the picture to open "Nowhere Trip" up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load. My loading bar code for flash isn't working perfectly, so sometimes the loading screen shows up with 40% downloaded and works from there on out, sometimes it shows up with 70%. I don't really know why. I'm basically just saying BE PATIENT - IT'S THERE and IT'S WORTH THE WAIT. It's about 4.5 MB, so some people will get to it quicker than others.

Dan made this Dancing Robot Friend flash pop-up a few years ago as a flash experiment. It's pretty cool considering it's mostly just motion tweens. If you're listening to music, there's a chance that he might do something on beat. Click the picture to open the robot up in a new window and keep him there as your buddy while you do whatever it is you're doing on your computer.

Let's see you try to pull these moves on the dance floor. And not, ummm, get made fun of...

"Banaka" is a flash comic strip I made a few years ago with a banana and an apple, a loud, annoying hip-hop beat with a Samuel L. Jackson sample, and some other surprises along the way.

The name probably won't make sense to you if you've never played Mortal Kombat 2, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

Click the picture to open the comic strip up in a new window and please be patient for the flash content to load.